Suze Orman isn’t exactly the type you’d expect to cozy up to crypto. Known for her no-nonsense takes on debt, emergency funds, and long-term security, she’s spent decades urging Americans to build wealth with good old-fashioned discipline. But now? She’s telling people to buy Bitcoin—yes, Bitcoin. “Everybody should absolutely have exposure to bitcoin,” Orman told CNBC last year. That’s not a maybe. That’s not a someday. That’s an absolutely. Of course, in classic Suze style, there’s a catch. “Bu
